casey, she/her, himbos are ruining my life

badjokesbyjeff:

A horse walks into a bar…

The bartender asks “hey, why the long face? Are you depressed?”

The horse ponders for a second, scratches his chin, and says “I don’t think I am” and promptly disappears.

You see, this is a joke about Rene Descartes’ famous statement “I think, therefore I am” and I could have mentioned this at the start of the joke, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.

voidpumpkin:

A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.

This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.

txttletale:

txttletale:

the funniest thing about ‘computer, enhance’ is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

computer activate Useful Mode