genuinely the funniest thing ive seen on reddit
A horse walks into a bar…
The bartender asks “hey, why the long face? Are you depressed?”
The horse ponders for a second, scratches his chin, and says “I don’t think I am” and promptly disappears.
You see, this is a joke about Rene Descartes’ famous statement “I think, therefore I am” and I could have mentioned this at the start of the joke, but that would be putting Descartes before the horse.
had to be there i guess
Blocking you for blazing a stupid post
And that is your cock right farewell sir
Civic. Civic. Civic civic civic civic civic civic
Don’t do this to me
Reblog for cock rights.
Absolutely reblog for cock rights.
“Villain era,” I hiccup between sobs as I’m forced to assert basic boundaries for my mental well being.
Chainsaw Man stuff
A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.
This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.
She’s doing her best.
the funniest thing about ‘computer, enhance’ is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason
computer activate Useful Mode













